The fastest way to make me angry might be to remind me that Kansas Clean Distlled Spirit Whiskey[sic] continues to exist.
RUBBISH THAT’S WHAT THAT IS IT’S RUBBISH
GIVE ME AGED WHISKEY OR GIVE ME wait I don’t want death what I want is aged bloody whiskey I don’t want a neutral spirit we already have neutral bloody spirits and I don’t want ‘em.
WHOO YEAH HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY
HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY
HAPPY EASTER TO EVERY BODY
YEAH EVEN YOU PAL
HAPPY EASTER I LOVE YOU LET’S KISS (unless you’re not okay with that but that’s okay because I still love you and also IT’S EASTER HOORAY)
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
Seeing stuff like this always reminds me how Platypus have deadly poisoned barbs on their hind legs and could probably kill you if you tried to cuddle one.
It’s only the males that are venomous, and while not life-threatening to humans, it would hurt like a biitch and would impair you for a bit.
SO CUDDLE DA FEMALES :D
I mean you could also cuddle da males and just not sneak up on them and act like a predator. Venom is expensive metabolically, and once you use it, you have to wait a bit before you can use it again! It’s not like the men are just like OH GOSH A THING’S BREACHED THE ZONE OF ABSOLUTE EXCLUSION, GOTTA STICK IT IN. Where would little platypi come from?
ANOTHER FUN FACT ABOUT PLATYPOISON THOUGH it apparently cannot be mitigated with morphine.